dorothy-cotton:

a humanstuck AU where all the troll’s pre-scratch ancestors are their older siblings and their post-scratch ancestors are their parents

everyone wonders why eridan is such a huge douche and then one day like sollux goes to his house and big brother cronus touches his butt on the way in and plays him a song called aquasex renegade, then his weird, pirate themed dad barges into the room wielding a harpoon and muttering something about whaling 

and eridan explains that he’s not actually whaling he’s just going down to the basement to shoot at rats

and sollux is like

wow

everything about you is suddenly so clear to me